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Evil Avatar 07-01-2019 07:05 AM

Jumanji: The Next Level Trailer
 

MavenACTG 07-01-2019 07:38 AM

Clever twist on the original. Story seems to lean in hard to the video game trappings and the potential it provides. Jumanji also seems to be the only generic adventure property available to Hollywood right now; no Romancing the Stone or Indiana Jones, etc.

Johnson and Hart must appreciate an opportunity to put some acting on display. When else could you honestly say that Dwayne Johnson gets to channel Danny Devito?

I won't see this, but I applaud the creative team for seeing the potential of the normal people embodying video game protagonists and exploiting it.

brandonjclark 07-01-2019 07:51 AM

I'm actually wondering why they even brought those guys into the mix. They could've built off of the character developments from the first one.

Also, I REALLY hope glover and devito aren't gay grandpas.

Booda 07-01-2019 08:23 AM

Woo hoo! Finally a movie coming out this year that I can't wait to fucking see.

Oh wait... nope, yet another piece of shit sliding out of the crack of Hollywood's ass. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by MavenACTG (Post 2540366)
Johnson and Hart must appreciate an opportunity to put some acting on display. When else could you honestly say that Dwayne Johnson gets to channel Danny Devito?

I won't see this, but I applaud the creative team for seeing the potential of the normal people embodying video game protagonists and exploiting it.

The fuck are you talking about? I can't even begin to fathom how low the entertainment bar must be set for someone like you.

For the love of God... demand more, please.

SpectralThundr 07-01-2019 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by brandonjclark (Post 2540368)
Also, I REALLY hope glover and devito aren't gay grandpas.

Of course they are every movie/tv show/Sports cast/Podcast needs the gay in it. It's Hollywood mandated. This looks cringy as fuck btw.

excalibur1814 07-01-2019 11:45 AM

Will watch it on day 1 as I did like the first one. It's a shame that they have 'mixed' the characters but I'm sure that it'll still be 'fun'.

MavenACTG 07-01-2019 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Booda (Post 2540369)
Woo hoo! Finally a movie coming out this year that I can't wait to fucking see.

Oh wait... nope, yet another piece of shit sliding out of the crack of Hollywood's ass. :rolleyes:



The fuck are you talking about? I can't even begin to fathom how low the entertainment bar must be set for someone like you.

For the love of God... demand more, please.

I can't begin to fathom how low your civility bar is, what with how toxic, incurious, aggro, and entitled this response is.

I am sorry your entertainment needs are underserved by Hollywood. Perhaps you should look elsewhere for your entertainment.

Booda 07-01-2019 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MavenACTG (Post 2540381)
I can't begin to fathom how low your civility bar is, what with how toxic, incurious, aggro, and entitled this response is.

I am sorry your entertainment needs are underserved by Hollywood. Perhaps you should look elsewhere for your entertainment.

I just call it how I see it.

I've never been one to panty waist it up for someone. ;)

PatrickRes9 07-01-2019 12:31 PM

#GetWokeGoBroke

Booda 07-01-2019 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MavenACTG (Post 2540381)
Perhaps you should look elsewhere for your entertainment.

I'm just not someone who will willingly eat a shit sandwich & then say "please sir, can I have some more".

I vote with my wallet & then publicly express my enthusiasm or disgust. Whichever one is called for at the time.

Metal Jesus 07-01-2019 01:30 PM

The previous movie was surprisingly hilarious! This looks good too

Laz 07-01-2019 01:50 PM

My wife wanted to see the last one, so we did. It was better than I expected. I have no plans to see this one either, but if she wants too, I'll give it a try.

MavenACTG 07-01-2019 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Booda
I'm just not someone who will willingly eat a shit sandwich & then say "please sir, can I have some more".

I vote with my wallet & then publicly express my enthusiasm or disgust. Whichever one is called for at the time.

How are you voting with your wallet on a trailer?

Let me change tact. What would you consider to not be a shit sandwich? Nolan films? Hollywood is Hollywood, but if you are having such a response to a film made for young children and families, I'm curious where your taste lies.

Skunk 07-01-2019 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Booda (Post 2540385)
I vote with my wallet & then publicly express my enthusiasm or disgust.

In this regard, for some reason you decided to be uncivil with someone who literally announced the same intent, and behaved in the exact same way you just declared.

Other than possibly disagreeing with his opinion that Hollywood was being creative and/or that watching the Rock do some acting is a good thing, there was nothing there to logically disagree with.

It's just clear you're being disagreeable because you enjoy the attention it gives you. With that said, I'm sure you won't be able to pass up the opportunity to respond to this post. After all, it seems like a direct attack on you right? Can't start panty-waisting now.

Inkabodcrane 07-02-2019 12:43 AM

I also am disappointed that they changed the cast (sort of). Like most here, meh, I'll see it if the Mrs. wants to or whatever. I'm sure I'll see it one way or another some day.

Juan 07-02-2019 04:43 AM

Only a complete fucking mug would pay money to see this lowest common denominator shit. Actually anyone who watches this garbage period is a cunt.

Inkabodcrane 07-02-2019 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Juan (Post 2540427)
Only a complete fucking mug would pay money to see this lowest common denominator shit. Actually anyone who watches this garbage period is a cunt.

Uh oh, we've got a tough guy here!!

A few people mentioned that if their wife wanted to watch it, they would. Are you saying that not only everyone here, but also their wives are c*nts? Such a brave badass.

Booda 07-02-2019 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Skunk (Post 2540404)
In this regard, for some reason you decided to be uncivil with someone who literally announced the same intent, and behaved in the exact same way you just declared.

Other than possibly disagreeing with his opinion that Hollywood was being creative and/or that watching the Rock do some acting is a good thing, there was nothing there to logically disagree with.

It's just clear you're being disagreeable because you enjoy the attention it gives you. With that said, I'm sure you won't be able to pass up the opportunity to respond to this post. After all, it seems like a direct attack on you right? Can't start panty-waisting now.

What's your signature say shithead? :rolleyes:

Juan 07-02-2019 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Inkabodcrane (Post 2540428)
Uh oh, we've got a tough guy here!!

A few people mentioned that if their wife wanted to watch it, they would. Are you saying that not only everyone here, but also their wives are c*nts? Such a brave badass.

Yeah that's about the size of it. But before saying that I'd question why anyone would marry someone with an IQ less than 50. They sound shady and probably shouldn't be allowed near schools or mental hospitals.

Inkabodcrane 07-02-2019 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Juan (Post 2540430)
Yeah that's about the size of it. But before saying that I'd question why anyone would marry someone with an IQ less than 50. They sound shady and probably shouldn't be allowed near schools or mental hospitals.

Well, alrighty then. Since we're not in person, I'll just refer to you, permanently, as the tough guy! Everyone steer clear of "Juan," he's not only a film connoisseur, but a rough and rugged bad boy! Like some kind of...Backstreet Boy!


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