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Evil Avatar 03-29-2012 12:10 PM

Giveaway - Bringing Metal to the Children

In honor of our friend Metal Jesus, HarperCollins has provided us with a pre-release copy of Zakk Wylde's new book, Bringing Metal to the Children: The Complete Berzerker's Guide to World Tour Domination. Win it before you can buy it!


So you've watched the movies This Is Spinal Tap and Monty Python and the Holy Grail a hundred times each, and now you desire another brilliant opus to tickle your cranial sponge in a similar fashion. Well, look no further, fellow Berzerkers! Golden god Zakk Wylde and his brother-in-Metal Eric Hendrikx are about to take you on a Black Label Crusade of World Tour Domination, sharing never-before-told stories of backstage lunacy and Metal-maniacal anecdotes for the aspiring Berzerker like you.

Why would you need to buy this book about a modern-day Viking who strums his own fiddle for a living? You'd better ask yourself one simple question: Would you rather have us come beat the money out of you, or do you want to give it up the easy and painless way?

As a twenty-five-year veteran of the Ozzy Osbourne band and Black Label Society, Zakk Wylde has managed not only to stay alive against all odds but has also survived numerous attacks on his life by members of his own band, his wife, his children, his manager, and even his dogs. Among deranged tales of onstage indecent exposure and booze-fueled destruction, Wylde continues your Metal awakening with the sacred founding myths—explaining, for instance, how the forging of Metal in Valhalla begot the Black Label Empire—and lays out the battle-tested Rules of the Road.
How could you win? The easy EvAv way. Post a reply to this thread and one winner will be picked at random on April 1st!

Rafterman 03-29-2012 12:18 PM

I have seen Zakk a few time on tour, he puts on a great show. Seems like a cool guy to hang out with.

Metal Khaos 03-29-2012 12:32 PM

Too bad he doesn't play technical death metal. Still worth a read I'm sure.

Metal Jesus 03-29-2012 12:34 PM

Wow! That's really cool! Zakk is The Man!


Misanthropist 03-29-2012 12:35 PM

yeah he is hella fun. you see him play a guitar solo with his teeth?too funny.

Revanex 03-29-2012 12:35 PM

I will win this book!

frood 03-29-2012 12:36 PM

Rock on! Oh yes yes!

gunshymartyr 03-29-2012 12:37 PM

Saw him live in 2010 :D

Medic454 03-29-2012 12:41 PM

I want this!! Please :)

eugaet 03-29-2012 12:42 PM

Thanks for the contest!

Ozena 03-29-2012 12:46 PM

No more tears . . . let me win :p

SavageAce 03-29-2012 12:53 PM

Love Zakk Wylde.

MrButtons 03-29-2012 01:05 PM

Ha! Nice stuff. I'd totally get this for my nephew who's a talented musician in a heavy metal band. He'd love it.

gregthegamer 03-29-2012 01:08 PM

My friend is one of the most metal people I know. Black label (and zakk in particular) are among his all time favorites.

HellbenderX 03-29-2012 01:09 PM

No one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why, we do not know

Nymphonomicon 03-29-2012 01:14 PM

This is how I Reply.
Hope I win.

BeardedSonOfNel 03-29-2012 01:18 PM

I love winning books!

DiamondMX 03-29-2012 01:19 PM

Since when does EvAv do books?
I didn't even know you guys could *read*.

playhawken 03-29-2012 01:19 PM

Kids love metal.

KRS 03-29-2012 01:25 PM

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