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Evil Avatar 09-10-2019 08:51 AM

KFC Is Making A Colonel Sanders Dating Sim Game
 

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Unless this is a very early April Fools joke, KFC (yes, that KFC, the fast-food chicken chain) is publishing a dating sim called I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator. What even is 2019 anymore?

"From the same people who brought you the bucket of chicken, comes the world’s first Colonel Sanders dating simulator," the game's bizarre product description says on Steam. You play as a promising culinary student as you try to date your classmate, Colonel Sanders. Will the Kentucky fried chicken mogul choose you to be his business partner? Or maybe something much more intimate? "Throughout your journey, you'll be faced with life-changing decisions that will affect your chances of friendship and love. But be careful! Your choices have real consequences with real animated characters' feelings at stake."

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator promises to feature nine lovable characters, a secret ending, secret recipes, cooking battles, battle battles, 11 herbs and spices, a dateable Colonel Sanders, and much more. If the writing in-game is as humorous as it is in this product description then the whole thing should be genuinely funny. The art style in the trailer is actually kind of amazing, too. And there's a dog.
GameSpot.

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EL CABONG 09-10-2019 11:10 AM

Popeye's >KFC!

This is weird. I don't play dating sims. Probably never pick this up. however I am happy this exists if only because of what a strange choice this whole idea is. Get weird game devs. I like being surprised once in a while.

Terran 09-10-2019 01:31 PM

This is so filled with fail. They're going to ruin their corporate mascot by turning him into a finger lickin' pervert, lol.

Also: "Popeye's >KFC!"

Chik Fil'A > Bojangles > Zaxby's > Popeye's > KFC.

LilAbner 09-10-2019 01:32 PM

I wish this was a joke. But looking at that screen cap makes me sure Col. Sanders is turning over in his grave.

Metal Jesus 09-10-2019 02:19 PM

Excited for the inevitable Taco Bell driving sim. Or Starbucks match three game. Or Subway walking sim.

SpectralThundr 09-10-2019 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by EL CABONG (Post 2543915)
Popeye's >KFC!

This is weird. I don't play dating sims. Probably never pick this up. however I am happy this exists if only because of what a strange choice this whole idea is. Get weird game devs. I like being surprised once in a while.

Popeye's is gross.

Mad Max RW 09-10-2019 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Metal Jesus (Post 2543927)
Excited for the inevitable Taco Bell driving sim. Or Starbucks match three game. Or Subway walking sim.

A Subway dating/prison sim featuring Jared Fogle.

Cover all of them with a diarrhea sim.

thatlukeguy 09-10-2019 08:02 PM

Chik Fil'A > Popeye's > KFC > Culvers > Wendy's > Mcdonalds

Rommel 09-11-2019 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Mad Max RW (Post 2543935)
A Subway dating/prison sim featuring Jared Fogle.

Loli dating sims are already a thing.

PacerDawn 09-11-2019 10:30 AM

This better be free.


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