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Emabulator 04-16-2017 12:14 PM

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Will "Address" Rey's Parentage, Director Says
 

GameSpot has the story.

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Who are Rey's parents? It might not be too long until we find out the burning Star Wars question. This December's Star Wars: The Last Jedi will "address" Rey's parentage, director Rian Johnson has revealed.

Speaking on Good Morning America this week, Johnson said, "It's something that is absolutely going to be addressed." He was about to reveal more details, saying "it depends on..." but then he stopped himself from saying too much.
My guess is that at least one of Rey's parents will turn out to be trans, probably a Gungan. Who do you think is Rey's baby mama and baby daddy?

firecut 04-16-2017 12:17 PM

Thank the maker. I was losing sleep over caring about this. /s

brandonjclark 04-16-2017 12:24 PM

That's part of the back story I actually care to learn, so I'm glad to hear this.

Hellstorm 04-16-2017 04:39 PM

I can't wait to see this reboot of Empire Strikes Back.Wouldn't want to take any risks now.

Wizzkidd 04-16-2017 11:35 PM

If she ended up being related to Obi-wan, that'd be cool. Don't want another Skywalker or Solo.

mojo_x 04-17-2017 02:41 AM

Jar Jar is gon' have to pay child support :rolleyes:

walstib 04-17-2017 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Hellstorm (Post 2480376)
I can't wait to see this reboot of Empire Strikes Back.Wouldn't want to take any risks now.

This.


i mean come the fuck on... EP7 was reboot of EP4. EP8 looks like reboot of EP5.

i have one hope: no fucking teddy bears in EP9 please. do it proper and have the wookies kick some ass

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but back to the question: her dad is a transgender male who identifies as female. but as a lesbial female. he knocks up woman who turns out is also trans and identifies as a gay male. somehow it all works out.

or maybe it's C3PO and he bangs R2. the sex scene looks like the Robot Chicken Robot character banging a garbage can

Chimpbot 04-17-2017 06:19 AM

I guess I'm the only one over here who's actually excited for this movie.

Ozymandis 04-17-2017 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Chimpbot (Post 2480403)
I guess I'm the only one over here who's actually excited for this movie.

I'm excited for it. Mainly for Luke Skywalker as a Jedi Master.

ashikenshin 04-17-2017 10:00 AM

there are only a few families that control the destiny of the entire galaxy. It will be either skywalker or kenobi.

Booda 04-17-2017 12:46 PM



Never forget...

Hellstorm 04-17-2017 04:49 PM

I'mma gonna take a wild stab and say the Force is her father, just like the Force was Anakin's father. So therefore no father. The ones with no father are supposed to bring balance to the Force.


And Luke is probably gonna get killed off.

shadow763 04-18-2017 09:49 AM

Hoping Rae and Finn both are killed at the end.

Evil Avatar 04-18-2017 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ashikenshin (Post 2480423)
there are only a few families that control the destiny of the entire galaxy. It will be either skywalker or kenobi.

It's Boba Fett. Remember that you heard it here first. ;)

Terran 04-18-2017 10:05 AM

LOL. And Poe too.


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