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Evil Avatar 01-22-2020 06:50 AM

Xbox Series X - Just as Ugly in Real Life
 

I'm sure it will still get a date to the prom, right?

Evil Avatar 01-22-2020 06:50 AM

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/...c4795687_c.jpg

Evil Avatar 01-22-2020 06:51 AM

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/...95345218_c.jpg

Booda 01-22-2020 07:14 AM

Looks dirty. Somebody need to hit that thing with a can of Duster & some wipes.

excalibur1814 01-22-2020 07:19 AM

'Prototype' - The most important word in all of this.

Imagine the awesome stickers you'll be able to slap across the front!

I'd date it. Babe got back!

BalekFekete 01-22-2020 07:57 AM

Evil's abhorance of anything XBox remains unfaltering...

https://media0.giphy.com/media/zmsDqpDLu1hPG/giphy.gif

Inkabodcrane 01-22-2020 08:12 AM

Fuck that thing, I don't see a place to put my dick.

Evil Avatar 01-22-2020 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inkabodcrane (Post 2552284)
Fuck that thing, I don't see a place to put my dick.

It is your turn with the Sex Box, Cletus?

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/...3aa818ccc3.jpg

Meusli 01-22-2020 08:33 AM

Its a nondescript box, like their game library. Ba dum tish...

MavenACTG 01-22-2020 08:48 AM

All it needs is to stand up straight, suck in its tummy, and have a little Photoshop applied. Get some proper lighting and composition from the photographer. Then it'll fit right in with the Instagram models.

Chief Smash 01-22-2020 10:02 AM

It's not a flattering photo in that it's just laying on someone's crappy rug. That said, it already looks better than the PS4 which, though I own and enjoy, I've thought was ugly since day one.

brandonjclark 01-22-2020 10:30 AM

Microsoft Product Designer: .....

Microsoft Product Designer: ..

Microsoft Product Designer: ....

Microsoft Product Designer: ....

Microsoft Product Designer: "Dammit, I have to come up with SOMETHING!"


Microsoft Janitor: " Has anyone seen the Kleenex box?"

Microsoft Product Designer: ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Metal Jesus 01-22-2020 11:03 AM

Not really sure I care what it looks like honestly. It's not like the XBOX One is any looker either... But, I guess it would be nice if they at least tried to make it look cool!? Not sure how I feel.

excalibur1814 01-22-2020 11:25 AM

It has to blend in with all the other cra... stuff you have next to your TV.,

-Bland black sound bar.
-Bland black subwoofer.
-Bland black large television.
-Bland silver/black TV cabinet.

It will fit right in.

brandonjclark 01-22-2020 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Jesus (Post 2552300)
Not really sure I care what it looks like honestly. It's not like the XBOX One is any looker either... But, I guess it would be nice if they at least tried to make it look cool!? Not sure how I feel.

As someone who literally decorates their home with video game consoles, YOU don't care what it looks like?

:D

SpectralThundr 01-22-2020 11:28 AM

Must be a slow news day when Evil has to whine about a prototype "Product Name Placeholder" Xbox being ugly. We get it evil you love the Sony cock.

walstib 01-22-2020 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inkabodcrane (Post 2552284)
Fuck that thing, I don't see a place to put my dick.

any one of those small holes will do for you. Bam!

jk. but if are gonna soft ball them in like that....

Metal Jesus 01-22-2020 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brandonjclark (Post 2552302)
As someone who literally decorates their home with video game consoles, YOU don't care what it looks like?

:D

I own a NEOGEO CD and 3DO. Not the best looking consoles, but cool none the less. Nuff said. ;)

blackzc 01-22-2020 06:22 PM

We all love flat black lifeless communist spy slabs, put them in our pockets, show them off for some reason and spend good money on them.

No one give a flying fuck about as aesthetics anymore.

blackzc 01-22-2020 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Jesus (Post 2552318)
I own a NEOGEO CD and 3DO. Not the best looking consoles, but cool none the less. Nuff said. ;)

I'll take ugly or different over boring and generic.


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