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Evil Avatar 03-12-2019 07:56 AM

Direct-to-Video DOOM is worse than No DOOM at All
 

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Universal 1440 Entertainment has once again opened a portal to Hell with Doom: Annihilation, a brand new, direct-to-video adaptation of the Doom video game franchise. Described as an "intense action-packed" all-new installment, the movie will be released in Fall 2019.

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Evil Avatar 03-12-2019 07:57 AM

That's... that's just terrible and embarrassing.

I would rather watch Roger Corman's Fantastic Four again.

Chief Smash 03-12-2019 08:40 AM

Haha... Wow. No.

Note to people who make entertainment. If you want your hero to be some ultimate badass soldier, don't cast a person who might be pushing 100 lbs. Also, make sure they can act at least a tiny bit.

Mozgus 03-12-2019 10:52 AM

Complete shit, as expected.

blackzc 03-12-2019 02:46 PM

lol @ :22


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Ghostblaze 03-12-2019 04:51 PM

Stop releasing this garbage and shitting on Doom.

Blog 03-12-2019 04:58 PM

I know y'all love your giant rage boners that constantly hating on stuff gives you, but there wasn't anything in these 30 seconds to hate. Monsters, zombies, (special effects were passable, too), exploding barrels, and even a freakin' chainsaw. I'll keep an eye on it.

Chief Smash 03-12-2019 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Blog (Post 2532792)
I know y'all love your giant rage boners that constantly hating on stuff gives you, but there wasn't anything in these 30 seconds to hate. Monsters, zombies, (special effects were passable, too), exploding barrels, and even a freakin' chainsaw. I'll keep an eye on it.

Please be sure to let us know how it is. :)

Wizzkidd 03-13-2019 04:16 AM

Looks like a direct to video, video game horror film.

So...it looks like it should look. I'll watch it eventually.

BeardedSonOfNel 03-13-2019 07:01 AM

Wow, that was worse than I thought it was going to be, and that's after reading the comments before watching the trailer.

CthulhuFan 03-13-2019 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Smash (Post 2532750)
Haha... Wow. No.

Note to people who make entertainment. If you want your hero to be some ultimate badass soldier, don't cast a person who might be pushing 100 lbs. Also, make sure they can act at least a tiny bit.

Exactly what I thought after watching that also. Maybe Frankie Adams (Gunny Draper from Expanse) has some spare time and could use the cash for a D2V project, that shit I would watch.

ElektroDragon 03-13-2019 09:44 PM

Holy hell, it would have been better to just put a Doom label on the Hellraiser series and call it a day.

NESter the Unlikely 03-14-2019 03:52 AM

We already have a proper Doom movie, it's called Aliens.


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