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Forum: News Items 07-27-2018, 12:33 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,579
If only there was some, I don't know, Scoundrel's...

If only there was some, I don't know, Scoundrel's Inlet or Swashbuckler's Cove where you could download the original PC ports for the unbeatable price of Free Ninety-Nine while simultaneously giving...
Forum: News Items 07-09-2018, 07:07 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,069
Star Wars is dead, Star Wars is over. You don't...

Star Wars is dead, Star Wars is over. You don't have to be its audience anymore.

Next!
Forum: News Items 06-08-2018, 10:21 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,431
fixed title

fixed title
Forum: News Items 05-26-2018, 04:02 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,785
Transparently obvious manufactured controversy to...

Transparently obvious manufactured controversy to generate free advertising. Just EA being EA, also water still wet.
Forum: News Items 05-18-2018, 08:28 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,580
I'm guessing 343 had no direct involvement...

I'm guessing 343 had no direct involvement meaning the game actually has a shot of being not terrible.

Reminds me of the old Terminator 2 arcade game with the plastic uzis. Shit, this might be the...
Forum: News Items 05-14-2018, 04:43 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,702
I'm no metalhead but I was under the impression...

I'm no metalhead but I was under the impression that WUBWUB =/= metal. I guess it's metal if metal had its balls shrivel up and vanish while insisting that it be played on vinyl ONLY, no longer ever...
Forum: News Items 04-26-2018, 12:16 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 6,398
[Citation needed]

[Citation needed]
Forum: News Items 04-25-2018, 03:23 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,229
After the clusterfuck of Sega Saturn who could...

After the clusterfuck of Sega Saturn who could blame them. SoJ, eternally buttmad at their American subsidiary's profitability dwarfing theirs, sealed their own fate when they stuck their noses up at...
Forum: News Items 04-25-2018, 03:17 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,229
Yeah let's pretend that Sega of Japan's horrible...

Yeah let's pretend that Sega of Japan's horrible incompetence mismanagement and general arrogance had nothing to do with it. 3DFX is dead due largely in part to Sega fucking them over on the...
Forum: News Items 04-15-2018, 05:35 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,574
To think that EA was created to be the antithesis...

To think that EA was created to be the antithesis of homogenized profit-driven crapware factories.

You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
Forum: News Items 04-11-2018, 09:47 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,550
It would be one thing if they provided an option...

It would be one thing if they provided an option to just pay the damn ransom and buy your way out of an hour's worth of excruciating dullness. But forcing victims to endure PUBG with no other...
Forum: News Items 03-30-2018, 01:18 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,128
Of course the real story here is that Mike Myers...

Of course the real story here is that Mike Myers is alive and well.
Forum: News Items 03-30-2018, 01:17 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,866
But Batman, Lord of the Rings and Indiana Jones...

But Batman, Lord of the Rings and Indiana Jones did?
Forum: News Items 03-28-2018, 10:44 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,230
If Dean Takahashi is judging then only walking...

If Dean Takahashi is judging then only walking simulators stand a chance in hell. Games that promote a Toxic Meritocracy by being even slightly challenging need not apply.

Besides, there are...
Forum: News Items 03-20-2018, 09:15 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,043
Not one, but TWO entirely separate and utterly...

Not one, but TWO entirely separate and utterly useless shitcoins? Clearly this company is all about sound business decisions.
Forum: News Items 03-19-2018, 09:07 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,043
infogrames pls stop

infogrames pls stop
Forum: News Items 03-01-2018, 04:01 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,062
That's funny, I could have sworn reinhardt was...

That's funny, I could have sworn reinhardt was already in the game.
Forum: News Items 02-16-2018, 01:05 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,530
So Flirtatious and Curmudgeon basically are...

So Flirtatious and Curmudgeon basically are Straight and Gay, but of course they can't just call them that so in their infinite regressive left wisdom Firaxis chooses to saddle the Gay side with a...
Forum: News Items 01-31-2018, 11:31 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,975
I'm holding out for the 5th remake, myself.

I'm holding out for the 5th remake, myself.
Forum: News Items 01-18-2018, 04:17 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 7,780
Yeah, won't be long before the kids become board...

Yeah, won't be long before the kids become board of this.
Forum: News Items 12-27-2017, 06:48 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,670
I for one cannot wait for the next iteration of...

I for one cannot wait for the next iteration of Legend of Skyrim: Bore of the Wild.
Forum: News Items 12-21-2017, 08:51 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 9,194
Gamers Moviegoers are just entitled, and toxic!...

Gamers Moviegoers are just entitled, and toxic! Gamers Moviegoers don't have to be your audience anymore.



This sounds exactly like what Gearbox did with Duke Nukem. Hey it's the 2010's and you...
Forum: News Items 12-21-2017, 08:35 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,568
Better yet, why even pull a heist at all? Just...

Better yet, why even pull a heist at all? Just start a patreon, save these poor helpless (but strong!) women from being oppressed by the Patriarchy so hard that their only recourse is criminal...
Forum: News Items 12-05-2017, 04:05 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 7,599
Music is not up to the old standard by a long...

Music is not up to the old standard by a long shot. Animation is jarring. I'll just play one of the old MM games if I need a fix, there's only like a gazillion of them.
Forum: News Items 11-30-2017, 12:27 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 9,443
Hey now, they aren't useless! The DoD pays...

Hey now, they aren't useless!

The DoD pays GOOD money to have their expensive useless toys and idealized versions of their rank-and-file grunts portrayed on the silver screen in positive glowing...
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