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Old 02-18-2020, 06:42 PM   #1
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Nintendo is Launching a Coral Pink Switch Lite on April 3rd


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The Vibrant New Coral Nintendo Switch Lite System Launches on April 3

On April 3, Nintendo will add a new splash of color to its lineup of Nintendo Switch Lite systems, with the introduction of a playful coral-colored version. The coral Nintendo Switch Lite system can be purchased at a suggested retail price of $199.99, joining the existing range of color options for the system: yellow, gray and turquoise. With a vast library of games to play and stylish system colors to choose from, there are more ways than ever to tailor your Nintendo Switch gaming experiences to match your personal style.


Nintendo Switch Lite is designed specifically for handheld play, making it easy to bring a diverse collection of exciting, relaxing and challenging games with you wherever you go. This includes exploring a mysterious world with lively characters and puzzle-filled dungeons in the Legend of Zelda: Linkís Awakening game; catching, battling and trading Pokťmon in the Galar region of the Pokťmon Sword and Pokťmon Shield games; or, in the upcoming Animal Crossing: New Horizons game, launching on March 20, whisking yourself away to an island paradise where you can customize your own dream life.

As a dedicated handheld gaming device, Nintendo Switch Lite has integrated controls and is smaller than the flagship version of Nintendo Switch, but can still play all the games in the robust Nintendo Switch library that support Handheld mode.
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Old 02-18-2020, 09:42 PM   #2
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Those fuckers, I am JUST out of the return time frame for my turquoise Switch Lite. They planned this just to fuck me up the ass knowing I would totally go with the pink.

Why did they stagger this by such a small window from the other Lite colors? Dirty cocks. This may leave enough a nasty enough taste in my mouth I will eschew Nintendo again for a decade.
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Old 02-19-2020, 05:55 AM   #3
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Those fuckers, I am JUST out of the return time frame for my turquoise Switch Lite. They planned this just to fuck me up the ass knowing I would totally go with the pink.

Why did they stagger this by such a small window from the other Lite colors? Dirty cocks. This may leave enough a nasty enough taste in my mouth I will eschew Nintendo again for a decade.
The color is amazing, but I never understood the Switch Lite. Who wants a smaller screen???
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Old 02-19-2020, 07:10 AM   #4
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The color is amazing, but I never understood the Switch Lite. Who wants a smaller screen???
Smaller screen = better battery life which is key for a portable only system.
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Old 02-19-2020, 10:01 AM   #5
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The color is amazing, but I never understood the Switch Lite. Who wants a smaller screen???
Amazing? It's HIDEOUS. Not even by 4 year old girl likes this shade. Also if XboX SEries X came in this shade you would make giant dildo jokes.
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Old 02-19-2020, 10:39 AM   #6
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That pink is kind of dope, but the Animal Crossing one is the best. Look at the fuckin' pastels on that.

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Old 02-19-2020, 11:08 AM   #7
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Amazing? It's HIDEOUS. Not even by 4 year old girl likes this shade. Also if XboX SEries X came in this shade you would make giant dildo jokes.
My daughter said she loves it.
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For a second I thought it was an ad for a feminine hygiene product.
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Old 02-19-2020, 11:40 AM   #9
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Amazing? It's HIDEOUS. Not even by 4 year old girl likes this shade. Also if XboX SEries X came in this shade you would make giant dildo jokes.
Yeah but that's because Microsoft would actually make it look like a giant dildo...
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I'm not a huge fan of the Animal Crossing one but this pink one makes the AC one look like a monster truck covered in super models.
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I guess the good colors aren't coming out until the switch is at saturation...thanks nintendo.
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I guess the good colors aren't coming out until the switch is at saturation...thanks nintendo.
How faggy, guess Nintendo knows their fanbase.
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I'm not a huge fan of the Animal Crossing one but this pink one makes the AC one look like a monster truck covered in super models.
hahahaha!!!

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The color is amazing, but I never understood the Switch Lite. Who wants a smaller screen???
My wife wanted one, and she wanted the grey one, which I got her. She just likes to use it while on the couch and watching things on TV. She rarely wants to play a game on a TV, and its more like holding her cell phone or something for her.
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It isn't just the color. It is that the Switch Lite JUST came out not a few months ago. Is there a reason this color couldn't have been part of the launch line up? Is there a reason they couldn't have said "If you want cotton candy color, hold off"?

No, this is actually a shit move by them. If it had been a color I really, really wanted, like some kind of deeper blue or themed with some game I wanted? I would have been super pissed coming out this close to the launch window of the original device. This is not like a trivial purchase where I'll just go buy a second or something.
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My daughter said she loves it.
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Amazing? It's HIDEOUS. Not even by 4 year old girl likes this shade. Also if XboX SEries X came in this shade you would make giant dildo jokes.
We plan to make those jokes anyway. Only because of Microsoftís lack of creativity, we also get to make giant black dildo jokes. Itís like they called it the SeXbox on purpose or something.
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How faggy, guess Nintendo knows their fanbase.
I like the color. I just donít like that itís small. If they made a pink Switch, I would probably buy that one. Hey, Iím not a teenager any more, I can feel secure in liking whatever color I want to like. If my handheld console looks like a feminine hygiene product, Iím good with that.
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I like the color. I just donít like that itís small. If they made a pink Switch, I would probably buy that one. Hey, Iím not a teenager any more, I can feel secure in liking whatever color I want to like. If my handheld console looks like a feminine hygiene product, Iím good with that.
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We plan to make those jokes anyway. Only because of Microsoftís lack of creativity, we also get to make giant black dildo jokes. Itís like they called it the SeXbox on purpose or something.

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