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Old 02-19-2018, 01:03 PM   #1
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There's a Tomb Raider Barbie Doll


Ken you believe it. Eurogamer has the earth shattering news.

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Barbie has been an astronaut, a vet, even a mermaid. Now, she's a Tomb Raider.

Doll maker Mattel has unveiled Tomb Raider Barbie (thanks, IGN), which is less a new look for Barbie herself and more just an action figure of Alicia Vikander, who portrays Lara Croft in next month's film.

(There are a range of Barbie dolls which aren't actually Barbie herself, something which I've just found out browsing Barbie.com.)

Along with the doll you also get a map, a journal and a tiny pickaxe - perfect for plunging into the head of any nearby Ken who talks about this Lara being someone you want to protect.
Editor: I got a call from Evil Avatar, who is not currently in the EvAv Dungeon performing medical experiments on social justice warriors, and he says that the Tomb Raider Barbie is definitely not an action figure.
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Old 02-19-2018, 01:06 PM   #2
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perfect for plunging into the head of any nearby Ken who talks about this Lara being someone you want to protect.
Let it go Tom. That was six years ago, and a bunch of bullshit to begin with.
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Old 02-19-2018, 01:09 PM   #3
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This is actually pretty awesome. I will buy this for my daughter when she's older and sees me playing TR games. Nothing like a pickaxe to the skull of an evil boyfriend.
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Old 02-19-2018, 01:32 PM   #4
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Looks cool, I won't buy it for my kids though, the first thing they do to barbie dolls is to remove its clothes.
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Old 02-19-2018, 11:17 PM   #5
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This is only slightly less weird than when they made Rambo and Robocop toys when I was a kid.
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Old 02-20-2018, 01:29 AM   #6
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Looks cool, I won't buy it for my kids though, the first thing they do to barbie dolls is to remove its clothes.
I used to strip Barbies and then rub my dick in the goove between their plastic legs.
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Old 02-20-2018, 08:18 AM   #7
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I used to strip Barbies and then rub my dick in the goove between their plastic legs.

Who knew that would be the most sanitary thing you'd do with that appendage ever again?
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Old 02-20-2018, 09:31 AM   #8
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I used to strip Barbies and then rub my dick in the goove between their plastic legs.
You had a good President's Day weekend then?
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My Wife has the Adam's Family Barbie set, they are pretty cool.
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Old 02-20-2018, 09:45 AM   #10
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That doll has just as much charisma as the star playing her in the latest movie. None.

Still gonna see it!
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Wait, how is this not an action figure? It's articulated, it comes with accessories...

Does this mean all my super hero and star wars figures are just dolls?
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Wait, how is this not an action figure? It's articulated, it comes with accessories...

Does this mean all my super hero and star wars figures are just dolls?
Yes. It was all marketing
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