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Old 09-10-2019, 08:51 AM   #1
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KFC Is Making A Colonel Sanders Dating Sim Game


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Unless this is a very early April Fools joke, KFC (yes, that KFC, the fast-food chicken chain) is publishing a dating sim called I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator. What even is 2019 anymore?

"From the same people who brought you the bucket of chicken, comes the world’s first Colonel Sanders dating simulator," the game's bizarre product description says on Steam. You play as a promising culinary student as you try to date your classmate, Colonel Sanders. Will the Kentucky fried chicken mogul choose you to be his business partner? Or maybe something much more intimate? "Throughout your journey, you'll be faced with life-changing decisions that will affect your chances of friendship and love. But be careful! Your choices have real consequences with real animated characters' feelings at stake."

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator promises to feature nine lovable characters, a secret ending, secret recipes, cooking battles, battle battles, 11 herbs and spices, a dateable Colonel Sanders, and much more. If the writing in-game is as humorous as it is in this product description then the whole thing should be genuinely funny. The art style in the trailer is actually kind of amazing, too. And there's a dog.
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Old 09-10-2019, 08:51 AM   #2
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Old 09-10-2019, 11:10 AM   #3
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Popeye's >KFC!

This is weird. I don't play dating sims. Probably never pick this up. however I am happy this exists if only because of what a strange choice this whole idea is. Get weird game devs. I like being surprised once in a while.

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Old 09-10-2019, 01:31 PM   #4
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This is so filled with fail. They're going to ruin their corporate mascot by turning him into a finger lickin' pervert, lol.

Also: "Popeye's >KFC!"

Chik Fil'A > Bojangles > Zaxby's > Popeye's > KFC.
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I wish this was a joke. But looking at that screen cap makes me sure Col. Sanders is turning over in his grave.
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Excited for the inevitable Taco Bell driving sim. Or Starbucks match three game. Or Subway walking sim.
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Popeye's >KFC!

This is weird. I don't play dating sims. Probably never pick this up. however I am happy this exists if only because of what a strange choice this whole idea is. Get weird game devs. I like being surprised once in a while.
Popeye's is gross.
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Excited for the inevitable Taco Bell driving sim. Or Starbucks match three game. Or Subway walking sim.
A Subway dating/prison sim featuring Jared Fogle.

Cover all of them with a diarrhea sim.
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Chik Fil'A > Popeye's > KFC > Culvers > Wendy's > Mcdonalds
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A Subway dating/prison sim featuring Jared Fogle.
Loli dating sims are already a thing.
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This better be free.
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