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Old 09-30-2017, 11:44 AM   #1
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Splatoon 2's Next Splatfest Will Finally Settle An Age-Old Dispute


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Nintendo of Europe has announced the date and theme for the next Splatfest event in Splatoon 2. The competition takes place the first full weekend of October and asks the most important question yet: how do you hang your roll of toilet paper?

The Splatfest kicks off on October 7 at 4 PM CEST/3 PM BST and runs for a full 24 hours. As before, to take part in the event head to the polling booth in Inkopolis Square once it appears in-game and vote for which side you support.

Nintendo still hasn't announced the theme for North America's next Splatfest, but the previous events have thus far been the same across the two regions. The most recent competition took place the first weekend of September and asked players which superpower they would rather have: flight or invisibility. Japan, however, typically receives its own special Splatfest theme; its most recent competition pit McDonald's fries against chicken nuggets.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:54 AM   #2
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Front Roll FTW!
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Old 09-30-2017, 12:35 PM   #3
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Front Roll FTW!
Two votes for Front Roll!
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Old 09-30-2017, 01:25 PM   #4
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Front roll. No-one wants possible poop fingers touching the wall.
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Old 09-30-2017, 01:49 PM   #5
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Front is the only proper way. Needs a poll attached!
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Old 09-30-2017, 02:39 PM   #6
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Right. When did this even become a debate?

Do we need to debate the merits of squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube while we're at it?
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Old 09-30-2017, 02:40 PM   #7
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Right. When did this even become a debate?

Do we need to debate the merits of squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube while we're at it?
There are a sizable number of heretics who believe in the "back roll" method.
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Old 09-30-2017, 03:19 PM   #8
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There are a sizable number of heretics who believe in the "back roll" method.
Death to them all
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Old 09-30-2017, 08:29 PM   #9
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Yes Nintendo, your shitty kid game is equivalence to toilet paper.
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Old 09-30-2017, 09:09 PM   #10
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Old 10-01-2017, 06:36 AM   #11
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The only benefit back roll has is that it has weight on the paper when you tear it off.
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:16 AM   #12
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Front roll vs. Back roll is dependent on the roll's position, relative to the pooper.
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Old 10-03-2017, 01:22 AM   #13
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Front roll vs. Back roll is dependent on the roll's position, relative to the pooper.
Shut up wesley.
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Back Roll. You people are nuts.

What am i saying, i leave that shit on the sink and grab it when i need it.
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