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Old 09-18-2017, 01:24 PM   #1
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Tomb Raider Movie Poster Revealed



"Her legend begins. #TombRaider, in theaters March 2018."
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Old 09-18-2017, 01:25 PM   #2
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It looks like a lot of effort went into making sure her ass did not look good in that poster.
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Old 09-18-2017, 01:35 PM   #3
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It looks like a lot of effort went into making sure her ass did not look good in that poster.
And it worked!
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Old 09-18-2017, 01:41 PM   #4
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And the guy who photoshopped the head into the body did a terrible job. Also, no boobs... pass
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Old 09-18-2017, 01:51 PM   #5
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How'd they find a Laura with pancake booty and no boobs?! Dang, might actually have to pay attentions to the story to enjoy...
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Old 09-18-2017, 01:52 PM   #6
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A goodie, a movie based in my favorite Tomb Raider game:
Lara Croft: Axe Murderer
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Old 09-18-2017, 03:50 PM   #7
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I was getting a The Shallows vibe myself...

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Old 09-18-2017, 04:47 PM   #8
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They somehow managed to make her look more fake than the 100% fake Lara from the cover of Rise of the Tomb Raider. Yes yes I know there's more to the movie than the way Lara looks, but one look at IMDB and reading the summary of the plot and it's pretty clear the script was written by someone whose only knowledge of Tomb Raider came from having glanced at the back of the Tomb Raider boxes at GameStop a few years ago.
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Old 09-18-2017, 06:37 PM   #9
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I was getting a The Shallows vibe myself...

Or Far Cry.

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Old 09-18-2017, 07:47 PM   #10
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No boobs, no booty, and what's worse her neck reminds me of this guy.

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Old 09-18-2017, 07:52 PM   #11
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Old 09-18-2017, 10:08 PM   #12
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Jesus someone give that woman a sandwich and kfc christ
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Old 09-18-2017, 11:51 PM   #13
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That poster is absurd, that is pretty obviously a photoshop job, the neck looks like a 90-year-old giraffe and the body looks like the generic 3D model for a 12-year-old boy. They pretty much hacked this one together overnight.

That actress isn't all that curvy, but her head isn't 9 inches above her body either.
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Old 09-19-2017, 12:34 AM   #14
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It says it's Lara Croft but they left her off the poster. This is more like Lara's long lost brother Lawrence Croft who in the middle of transitioning and just starting the hormone treatment. #NotMyTombRaider
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This is sexist to all women! In the game the character of Lara, Miss Croft, has an ample chest size. It's sexist to reduce the cleavage amount and all women, everywhere, should obstruct this game. It's obviously sexist, probably racist, plus more stuff.
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Old 09-19-2017, 02:22 AM   #16
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It says it's Lara Croft but they left her off the poster. This is more like Lara's long lost brother Lawrence Croft who in the middle of transitioning and just starting the hormone treatment. #NotMyTombRaider
Thanks, that actually made me laugh! And then frown, because it could be true.

My first thoughts were:

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No boobs, no booty, and what's worse her neck reminds me of this guy.

Jesus your right. She's morphing into a plesiosaur.

I wonder what making her neck so long is supposed to do...I mean, what is it supposed to make me feel as a movie poster?

And this girl is not that good looking. Global rubber stamp chick as to not offend yet kinda sorta appeal to everyone i spose...

I'm gonna go watch the Burbs for the 400th time. Screw this shit, yet again.
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That poster is absurd, that is pretty obviously a photoshop job, the neck looks like a 90-year-old giraffe and the body looks like the generic 3D model for a 12-year-old boy. They pretty much hacked this one together overnight.

That actress isn't all that curvy, but her head isn't 9 inches above her body either.
Looking at some other pictures of her she does have a really long neck. Putting her hair up accentuates it. In pictures where her hair is down it's not that noticeable.









Also, she doesn't fit the part of the original Lara. But she does for the reboot Lara:

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Needs more voluptuousness.
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Old 09-19-2017, 11:41 AM   #20
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Looking at some other pictures of her she does have a really long neck.
She is an ex-dancer, so it makes sense that her neck would be longer than the normal woman.

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Also, she doesn't fit the part of the original Lara. But she does for the reboot Lara
Reboot Lara still has a bigger ass and breasts. I still think she is not a great fit for reboot Lara, particularly as reboot Lara is supposed to be in her mid-20s.
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