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Old 04-16-2017, 01:14 PM   #1
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi Will "Address" Rey's Parentage, Director Says


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Who are Rey's parents? It might not be too long until we find out the burning Star Wars question. This December's Star Wars: The Last Jedi will "address" Rey's parentage, director Rian Johnson has revealed.

Speaking on Good Morning America this week, Johnson said, "It's something that is absolutely going to be addressed." He was about to reveal more details, saying "it depends on..." but then he stopped himself from saying too much.
My guess is that at least one of Rey's parents will turn out to be trans, probably a Gungan. Who do you think is Rey's baby mama and baby daddy?
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Old 04-16-2017, 01:17 PM   #2
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Thank the maker. I was losing sleep over caring about this. /s
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Old 04-16-2017, 01:24 PM   #3
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That's part of the back story I actually care to learn, so I'm glad to hear this.
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Old 04-16-2017, 05:39 PM   #4
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I can't wait to see this reboot of Empire Strikes Back.Wouldn't want to take any risks now.
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Old 04-17-2017, 12:35 AM   #5
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If she ended up being related to Obi-wan, that'd be cool. Don't want another Skywalker or Solo.
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Old 04-17-2017, 03:41 AM   #6
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Old 04-17-2017, 06:48 AM   #7
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I can't wait to see this reboot of Empire Strikes Back.Wouldn't want to take any risks now.
This.


i mean come the fuck on... EP7 was reboot of EP4. EP8 looks like reboot of EP5.

i have one hope: no fucking teddy bears in EP9 please. do it proper and have the wookies kick some ass

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but back to the question: her dad is a transgender male who identifies as female. but as a lesbial female. he knocks up woman who turns out is also trans and identifies as a gay male. somehow it all works out.

or maybe it's C3PO and he bangs R2. the sex scene looks like the Robot Chicken Robot character banging a garbage can
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Old 04-17-2017, 07:19 AM   #8
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I guess I'm the only one over here who's actually excited for this movie.
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Old 04-17-2017, 10:36 AM   #9
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I guess I'm the only one over here who's actually excited for this movie.
I'm excited for it. Mainly for Luke Skywalker as a Jedi Master.
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Old 04-17-2017, 11:00 AM   #10
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there are only a few families that control the destiny of the entire galaxy. It will be either skywalker or kenobi.
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Old 04-17-2017, 01:46 PM   #11
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Old 04-17-2017, 05:49 PM   #12
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I'mma gonna take a wild stab and say the Force is her father, just like the Force was Anakin's father. So therefore no father. The ones with no father are supposed to bring balance to the Force.


And Luke is probably gonna get killed off.
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:49 AM   #13
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Hoping Rae and Finn both are killed at the end.
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Old 04-18-2017, 11:02 AM   #14
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there are only a few families that control the destiny of the entire galaxy. It will be either skywalker or kenobi.
It's Boba Fett. Remember that you heard it here first.
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Old 04-18-2017, 11:05 AM   #15
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