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Old 01-22-2020, 06:50 AM   #1
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Xbox Series X - Just as Ugly in Real Life


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Old 01-22-2020, 06:50 AM   #2
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Old 01-22-2020, 06:51 AM   #3
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Old 01-22-2020, 07:14 AM   #4
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Looks dirty. Somebody need to hit that thing with a can of Duster & some wipes.
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'Prototype' - The most important word in all of this.

Imagine the awesome stickers you'll be able to slap across the front!

I'd date it. Babe got back!
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Old 01-22-2020, 07:57 AM   #6
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Evil's abhorance of anything XBox remains unfaltering...

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Old 01-22-2020, 08:12 AM   #7
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Fuck that thing, I don't see a place to put my dick.
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Old 01-22-2020, 08:30 AM   #8
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Old 01-22-2020, 08:33 AM   #9
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Its a nondescript box, like their game library. Ba dum tish...
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All it needs is to stand up straight, suck in its tummy, and have a little Photoshop applied. Get some proper lighting and composition from the photographer. Then it'll fit right in with the Instagram models.
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Old 01-22-2020, 10:02 AM   #11
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It's not a flattering photo in that it's just laying on someone's crappy rug. That said, it already looks better than the PS4 which, though I own and enjoy, I've thought was ugly since day one.
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Not really sure I care what it looks like honestly. It's not like the XBOX One is any looker either... But, I guess it would be nice if they at least tried to make it look cool!? Not sure how I feel.
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Old 01-22-2020, 11:25 AM   #14
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It has to blend in with all the other cra... stuff you have next to your TV.,

-Bland black sound bar.
-Bland black subwoofer.
-Bland black large television.
-Bland silver/black TV cabinet.

It will fit right in.
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Old 01-22-2020, 11:26 AM   #15
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Not really sure I care what it looks like honestly. It's not like the XBOX One is any looker either... But, I guess it would be nice if they at least tried to make it look cool!? Not sure how I feel.
As someone who literally decorates their home with video game consoles, YOU don't care what it looks like?

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Must be a slow news day when Evil has to whine about a prototype "Product Name Placeholder" Xbox being ugly. We get it evil you love the Sony cock.
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Fuck that thing, I don't see a place to put my dick.
any one of those small holes will do for you. Bam!

jk. but if are gonna soft ball them in like that....
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As someone who literally decorates their home with video game consoles, YOU don't care what it looks like?

I own a NEOGEO CD and 3DO. Not the best looking consoles, but cool none the less. Nuff said.
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We all love flat black lifeless communist spy slabs, put them in our pockets, show them off for some reason and spend good money on them.

No one give a flying fuck about as aesthetics anymore.
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I own a NEOGEO CD and 3DO. Not the best looking consoles, but cool none the less. Nuff said.
I'll take ugly or different over boring and generic.
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